I have a house that is relatively secluded and has space for floor-sleepers. My bed is reserved for me and my inflatable gf, uh, I mean, air cushion
Mess would NOT be very noticable and there is a firepit out back for cooking. The neighbors probably would not mind a bonfire either, as long as we don't smoke out their house or anything. Wind usually blows away from them anyway.
Parking is excellent and reservations aren't needed. Problem is, I'm close to Ft Slang. Closer than Dag, but still pretty far for many Cellarites. Figger on a two hour drive from Phila. And ya almost GOTTA take the NE Extension up to Mahoning Valley too.
Weekends are best for me.
Brian