STILL reading this thread? What are you? A glutton for punishment or something?
Actually, that's a rather amusing idea, but far too time consuming. I have other ways of getting revenge. Today I walked into the distribution center and threw a hissy fit. Big snow storm; they're not going to meet tomorrow's deadline; anyone with an ounce of common sense is refusing to take the remaining routes - timing is everything. I demanded more money for the route otherwise they could just have it back (I knew it was a safe threat to make at this point). So the manager says, "Will you stick with us?" I answered sweetly, "But of course! Phonebook delivery is my sole reason to exist!" So they put down on the contract that I'll get another 20 bucks for the route. SUCKERS!