ok, jinx's sister knew a girl that named her child Placenta. yup. Heard it in the hospital, and like the sound of it. uh huh.
I sold a car to a girl named Latrina. (
back when i was selling cars 
)
I particularly like the cave man diction the boy used. stands to reason, I suppose. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
Let's not forget the little geniuses we meet, though. My only hope is that, since the stupid breed faster, that the smart ones will have enough positive impact to offset a sufficient ratio of the dumb ones, thereby at least maintaining our already scary national character. or i could just be high.