Yep -- I'll bite. What is an Andrex Puppy?
And what makes you think it is too commercial?
Don’t despair if you can’t make it to London, as the Puppy isn’t just putting in a star appearance at Madame Tussauds; in response to his ever increasing popularity Andrex has embossed the Puppy onto new packs of white toilet tissue, so the Puppy can now move into homes across the country too - look out for ‘Andrex Puppies on a Roll’!
You know you've reached the
epitome of popularity when you get printed on toilet paper.