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Originally Posted by farfromhome
When you've been away, you miss shit. Why is LumberJames in a new job?
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Bigger money, bigger title, bigger excitement.
Some of our stuff ...
"genuinely crazy person" ... this is high praise. it means the person suffers from a major mental illness rather than stupidity, alcoholism or drug use.
"empathy free zone" ... the office itself.
"The rat turd does not fall far from the kumquat" ... second or third generation crazy person
We also will find some distinguishing characteristic about a patient and use that as a means of identifying to coworkers who you are working with, as in "I have Mind Control Man, Stinky Guy, and the Crack Whore. I think that The Princess of Darkness (a frequent flyer whose name we do not speak) needs to pee. Is she yours?"