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"Honest, officer, It was a giant red lobster coming right at me!"
"What do you mean, 'have I been drinking?' There really was a giant lobster, sir"
"No sir, I'm not on any medication, there was this big ass lobster..."
"No wait, what's with the handcuffs?...it was huge...and doin' at least 70...I'm not lying...wait"
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"To disarm the people is the most effectual way to enslave them." ~George Mason~
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