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Kitsune · 02-02-2005, 06:58 PM

Feed me your conspiracy theories, be it 9/11 remote controlled planes or toxic flouride in the city water supply.

Mine, I think, is entirely plausible:
The Pope has really been dead for years and his puppet-like moves are the result of an elaborate Vatican "Weekend at Bernie's" setup. There is no way that man is alive in his current condition after all these years. Wheel the body around in a lexan cage, tie some nylon thread to his hands to make him immitate "wave" and "heal"... I think they've got a good gimmick going.

02-02-2005, 06:58 PM	#1
Kitsune still eats dirt Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 3,031	I need your conspiracy theories Feed me your conspiracy theories, be it 9/11 remote controlled planes or toxic flouride in the city water supply. Mine, I think, is entirely plausible: The Pope has really been dead for years and his puppet-like moves are the result of an elaborate Vatican "Weekend at Bernie's" setup. There is no way that man is alive in his current condition after all these years. Wheel the body around in a lexan cage, tie some nylon thread to his hands to make him immitate "wave" and "heal"... I think they've got a good gimmick going.