Well, if you want to cheat you can always buy a can of
Rambutan stuffed with pineapple at an Asian grocery. A rambutan is a cousin of the lychee fruit. It's not quite as sweet, so they sell it with a pineapple wedge inserted into the hole left when it was pitted, like a pimento in an olive.
It's a ready-made snack. Just stick in a toothpick.
FYI, a logan is a slightly sweeter cousin of the lychee.
I've tried all three and they are all good.
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