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Originally Posted by BrianR
I waited until the end of the party to rmind them that they were KOSHER JEWS and they were in trouble with the Big Guy for breaking the dietary laws and I would be calling their rabbi when I got home.
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Reminds me of a joke:
A priest and a rabbi happen to be sitting together at one of the town's ecumenical breakfasts. The priest notices that the rabbi is keeping kosher and asks, "So, rabbi. In your life, have you ever cheated and eaten some ham?" The rabbi admits that he did. Then the rabbi asks the priest, "How about you? When you were younger, did you ever have sex?" The priest admits that he did, once. The rabbi pauses for a second and then says, "It's better than ham, wouldn't you say?"