This is too funny. Hear the audio 911 call first:
<a href="http://www.snopes.com/crime/audio/burger.wma">

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Then read the <a href="http://www.snopes.com/crime/cops/burger.asp">transcript</a> on Snopes.
Their status is undetermined, but come on: Orange County CA, entitlement minded bitch... yeah, it all fits.