Damn it, I don't have the self control to let this go any longer-
APRIL FOOL'S!!!!!! hahahahahah. No WAY am I pregnant.

I can just see the looks of horror on your faces, the rolling eyes, the gasps of "oh god, not her, oh NO!"
so ANYWAY,
I need some ideas for a good trick to play on my husband when he gets home tonight. The pregnant thing won't work because he knows I'm "on the rag".
I want to get him good! any suggestions?