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Q: How does every ethnic joke begin?
A: By looking over your shoulder
Q: What do you call 1 white guy surrounded by 5 black guys?
A: Coach
Q: How do you know if an Asian robbed your house?
A: Your homework's done, your computer's upgraded, but 2 hours later the fucker's still trying to back out of the driveway
-And this is the world's best answer if anyone ever tells a Jewish joke in front of you. Act all indignant and say: "Hey, my grandfather died at Auschwitz!" Everyone will get all quiet and uncomfortable. Then softly say, "Yeah, he fell out of the guard tower."
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No entertainment is so cheap as reading, nor any pleasure so lasting.
-Mary Wortley Montagu 
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