my mom used to make a "salad" when we were poor. She found the recipe in one of those horrid 50's-style cookbooks a la Lileks Gallery of Regrettable Food. This unholy concoction was composed of a leaf of iceberg lettuce, atop which was a pineapple ring, a dollop of Miracle Whip (R) brand pig semen, and shredded cheddar cheese.
Miracle Whip. Even the words bring ugly thoughts to mind.
For those of you keeping track, dill pickles rule. Particularly fried.
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Sìn a nall na cuaranan sin. -- Cha mhór is fheairrde thu iad, tha iad coltach ri cat air a dhathadh
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