[melidasaur]

I had a goldfish named Flushdatoilet - he was free from a carnival. My sister overfed him, he got flushed.

In first grade, our class raised guppies. One of the guppies died, so the teacher took the dead guppie and put it in a cup of water so that we could watch it decay. Some dumb kid spilled the cup of water containing the dead guppy all over my desk.

I had a fish tank in college. I made my boyfriend, now husband, clean the tank. It was so gross. All of the fish died except for two over christmas break. Those extended time food bricks didn't work.