I should have put a smiley, my goal was just moaning about nanny-ish stupidity in general. I just picked on you guys to get a good volley going. We have our own aggregation of assinine assholes.
To whit,
Sunshine Go Away Today (4/15)
The Maryland legislature is considering a bill that would allow students to
wear sunscreen when they go out on sunny days. Why would lawmakers need to even consider such legislation? Well, four counties, including Montgomery County, allow students to use sunscreen only if they bring a doctor's note. Eleven counties, including Howard County, require a parent's signature, and eight, also including Howard, insist students must store their sunscreen with the school's health officer. The legislature is also considering a bill that would require schools to permit students to keep their own asthma medicines.