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				Why yes, I do have an interesting life
			 
			 
			
		
		
		
			
			I should be making Visa commercials: 
 
Digital camera: $700 
 
Saucy private pole-dance: $6 (including alcohol) 
 
Standard bail for 2nd degree murder in Harris County, Texas (after she sees this posted on the web for all the world to see):  $30,000 
 
<a href="http://www.myrefrigerator.com/videos/Got%20your%20back.WMV">Got your back baby</a>
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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