[lookout123]

i like oil. i like using oil. in fact, every where that i park my car - i leave a large oil puddle behind as a sign of my passage. my engine is in good repair and doesn't leak oil, so i have dump out a quart of oil from a bottle - but that is ok. i think we should have more things that run on oil. why can't we have oil powered computers? when it is cold outside, i just dig pits in the backyard, pour oil in, ignite it then invite my friends over for a marshmallow roast.

at my family events we don't encourage water balloon fights, we have 10-w30 balloon fights. i don't drink much anymore so when i have extra cash i just buy a case of motor oil and dump it down the sewer - i don't even get a hangover from it and it is just as much fun as binge drinking.

i want to use up all the oil in the world so that there is absolutely no reason for us to give one little damn about the middle east or the people who get off on killing eachother there. i figure using all the oil is more likely than getting humans to quit using oil, so i'm doing my part.