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How do you break a Texan's finger?
Punch him in the nose.
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What sign hangs in every public Men's washroom in Poland?
"PLEASE DO NOT EAT THE MINTS"
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What do you get when you cross a Jew and a pig?
Nothing, there's some things even pigs won't fuck.
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It's Really Plain and Easy To See,
The Family grows like fungus on a tree.
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