Good grief guys, I'm not letting you guys near my kitchen.
OK, I took it back. They didn't question it but I did have to navigate the full width of the store, through the people waiting in the checkout lines, to get another one.
Two items I buy regularly are in diagonally opposite corners of the store.
I buy those 4 lb jars because they are great for storing crap in, down cellar. Stable so they don't tip and I can get my hand in to get stuff out (peanut butter too) easily.
Thanks for the input everyone, now back to the smut.