Uhhh..... that's great and all, but.. How do we know that he is with PETA, and that he's actually protesting? I suppose that if he were holding up a giant placard, he wouldn't have anything to cover his bits and pieces with..
....(did you ever have that dream where you were on your way to work in the pouring rain, and all of a sudden you realized that you were naked, and affixed to a traffic signpost?)....