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Guyute · 05-15-2005, 08:59 PM

LOL In Hoc- I had the same thing happen- I was in a fairly rough bar getting very hammered with a pal of mine. I knew all of the bouncers so we were not worried, and we like to listen to the live bands they always had.

There are 5 guys, all fairly well-built and 6' or so, about 15 feet away, all starting to be belligerent. The head bouncer, who is about 5'10", comes over and reasonably politely tells them (4 guys now as one went to make room for more beer) that it would be greatly appreciated if they slowed down on the booze and just enjoyed the band.

This is all right in front of the dance floor, so the whole bar can see them, so they were trying to show off. If they weren't so drunk, they should have wondered why this guy felt so confident confronting 4 guys alone? Because he is a 3RD DEGREE BLACK BELT in some very effective martial art! So one guy says, also very politely "Why don't you go fuck yourself, short-stuff".

He says "I'm not really in the mood right now, but I would appreciate it if you guys would stop harassing the waitresses or we will have to escort you out". The same loud-mouth and his buddy start to walk toward him and Loud-mouth says "I think you should..." then the bouncer elbowed him in the face, and I mean HARD, grabbed the second guy in a head lock, kicked the third guy in the knee, and asked the fourth guy if he felt like leaving. As he was saying this he was bending Mr. Headlock down so that his knees were bent and his back was arched, and the bouncer put his foot on Loud-mouth's head. This all happened in less than 3 seconds. The fourth guy is still absorbing that one guy just demolished his three friends, so he kind of stammers "Well, uhhh...." then 3 other bouncers descended on him and beat the piss out of him all the way to the door. It was truly a Kodak moment.

I didn't see this but it would have been classic- My wife's friend has a 16-year-old son who is almost a black belt, and he is a solid-looking 6'. He is walking around the less-travelled side of his school toward the bus stop, and right in the middle of the parking lot are 4 guys and 2 girls from a rival school just looking for trouble. This guy doesn't carry himself like a Jean-Claude Van Damme so they all descend on him and start heckling him and pushing him. He says to them "please stop, this is not the greatest move". So naturally the biggest guy pushes him down, so he gets up quickly and gives the big guy a shot to the face. The big guy says "HAHAHa Is that the best you can do?"

He says, "As a matter of fact, no" and gives the guy a spinning back kick that breaks his jaw and knocks out about 4 teeth. The guy goes down like he was shot, and the others all backed away, freaking out that they were next. People see this and rush over, then the jerk-offs tried to say he started it, because no other student saw the big guy push him down. The only thing that saved him from criminal charges and being expelled was that a teacher saw the whole thing from a second-story window.

I still laugh about that "as a matter of fact, no" bit.

05-15-2005, 08:59 PM	#6
Guyute Gamehenge Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Halifax, NS Posts: 168	LOL In Hoc- I had the same thing happen- I was in a fairly rough bar getting very hammered with a pal of mine. I knew all of the bouncers so we were not worried, and we like to listen to the live bands they always had. There are 5 guys, all fairly well-built and 6' or so, about 15 feet away, all starting to be belligerent. The head bouncer, who is about 5'10", comes over and reasonably politely tells them (4 guys now as one went to make room for more beer) that it would be greatly appreciated if they slowed down on the booze and just enjoyed the band. This is all right in front of the dance floor, so the whole bar can see them, so they were trying to show off. If they weren't so drunk, they should have wondered why this guy felt so confident confronting 4 guys alone? Because he is a 3RD DEGREE BLACK BELT in some very effective martial art! So one guy says, also very politely "Why don't you go fuck yourself, short-stuff". He says "I'm not really in the mood right now, but I would appreciate it if you guys would stop harassing the waitresses or we will have to escort you out". The same loud-mouth and his buddy start to walk toward him and Loud-mouth says "I think you should..." then the bouncer elbowed him in the face, and I mean HARD, grabbed the second guy in a head lock, kicked the third guy in the knee, and asked the fourth guy if he felt like leaving. As he was saying this he was bending Mr. Headlock down so that his knees were bent and his back was arched, and the bouncer put his foot on Loud-mouth's head. This all happened in less than 3 seconds. The fourth guy is still absorbing that one guy just demolished his three friends, so he kind of stammers "Well, uhhh...." then 3 other bouncers descended on him and beat the piss out of him all the way to the door. It was truly a Kodak moment. I didn't see this but it would have been classic- My wife's friend has a 16-year-old son who is almost a black belt, and he is a solid-looking 6'. He is walking around the less-travelled side of his school toward the bus stop, and right in the middle of the parking lot are 4 guys and 2 girls from a rival school just looking for trouble. This guy doesn't carry himself like a Jean-Claude Van Damme so they all descend on him and start heckling him and pushing him. He says to them "please stop, this is not the greatest move". So naturally the biggest guy pushes him down, so he gets up quickly and gives the big guy a shot to the face. The big guy says "HAHAHa Is that the best you can do?" He says, "As a matter of fact, no" and gives the guy a spinning back kick that breaks his jaw and knocks out about 4 teeth. The guy goes down like he was shot, and the others all backed away, freaking out that they were next. People see this and rush over, then the jerk-offs tried to say he started it, because no other student saw the big guy push him down. The only thing that saved him from criminal charges and being expelled was that a teacher saw the whole thing from a second-story window. I still laugh about that "as a matter of fact, no" bit. __________________ It's Really Plain and Easy To See, The Family grows like fungus on a tree.