OK. This is totally unthinkable during a weekday, and only nearly impossible during a weekend. Eight hours of taxi will cost way too much, but if you rent a car you will get a hassle at most locations.
The only way to do this is to get somebody like me, pay them $500 cash, and haul your ass around town and drive around the block if necessary while you do your stuff.
OK, $450. But cash. Also, Jacquelita has to go along. Also, at the end of the day we must drive downtown and go to the
Comedy Cellar for a set. It can be the early show.