yeah greta idea!! One of your effective, story telling poems wrapped in tissue paper with a lovely pair of slippers (include reciept as you wont know her size feet!!)
A pair of lovely slippers
Purchased just for you
id love for you to wear them
as a gift out of the blue
i'm your friendly underground neighbour
and although we havent met
its like we live together
as my ceiling is very THIN cement!
I hope your not offended
and you enjoy your little gift
ive even included the reciept
to ensue you that they fit!!