Those are drag queen shoes. He probably wears em to sleep. Offer to bring over a bottle of Boodles and some vermouth, a tape of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert, and a box of chocolates. Do each other's nails. You'll have a friend for life, and he'll probably let you sleep in his leopard print revolving bed AND clean your apartment at the same time. He might want to borrow Arsen for a couple hours, but hey. Small price to pay for some peace of mind.
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Sìn a nall na cuaranan sin. -- Cha mhór is fheairrde thu iad, tha iad coltach ri cat air a dhathadh
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