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Originally Posted by mrnoodle
Magic 8 ball: the HR director has let insurance salesmen set up shop in our breakroom, and is enticing people into their grasp with the lure of free pizza. I'm torn between my absolute lust for free pizza and my aversion to listening to an insurance pitch.
so, is it appropriate to fart in the break room really loudly to drive the salespeople away in order to get no-strings-attached pizza?
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We should take our lead from Kant, who says that we should only act on those impulses which we would be willing to have made universal laws.
Would the world be a better place if everyone passed gass in the breakroom? Clearly, it would.
Gas on, pizza boy, gass on.