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richlevy · 06-17-2005, 07:00 PM

I just had an amazing idea for a reality TV show. An ex-governor, running for president, uses his campaign tour to search for clues in the 15-year-old case of a woman in a persistant vegetative state. Crossing the country in his portable crime-lab/campaign bus, he desperately tries to find signs of foul play in a case examined by hundreds of investigators, judges, and reporters.

This will be Cold Case meets Primary Colors.

Of course, running for office, he will need help with this, so he will need a lead investigator. Real policemen might not be able to handle being on camera, so what is needed is an actor who has experience playing a policeman. Also, buddy cop pictures sell better than single cop pictures, so there should really be a pair of investigators. It would also help if they had experience with real murder investigations.

So the investigative team of OJ Simpson and Robert Blake will join the governor on his cross-country odyssey. While helping him investigate the mystery of this poor woman, they will also take the time to search for the real killers in the unsolved murders of their ex-wife and wife.

I smell a ratings hit here folks.

06-17-2005, 07:00 PM	#2
richlevy King Of Wishful Thinking Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Philadelphia Suburbs Posts: 6,669	I just had an amazing idea for a reality TV show. An ex-governor, running for president, uses his campaign tour to search for clues in the 15-year-old case of a woman in a persistant vegetative state. Crossing the country in his portable crime-lab/campaign bus, he desperately tries to find signs of foul play in a case examined by hundreds of investigators, judges, and reporters. This will be Cold Case meets Primary Colors. Of course, running for office, he will need help with this, so he will need a lead investigator. Real policemen might not be able to handle being on camera, so what is needed is an actor who has experience playing a policeman. Also, buddy cop pictures sell better than single cop pictures, so there should really be a pair of investigators. It would also help if they had experience with real murder investigations. So the investigative team of OJ Simpson and Robert Blake will join the governor on his cross-country odyssey. While helping him investigate the mystery of this poor woman, they will also take the time to search for the real killers in the unsolved murders of their ex-wife and wife. I smell a ratings hit here folks. __________________ Exercise your rights and remember your obligations - VOTE! I have always believed that hope is that stubborn thing inside us that insists, despite all the evidence to the contrary, that something better awaits us so long as we have the courage to keep reaching, to keep working, to keep fighting. -- Barack Hussein Obama Last edited by richlevy; 06-17-2005 at 07:04 PM.