Clodfobble finds this wonderful one, the official cap:
Children in Khaohsiung, Taiwan, sit on Western-style toilets as they enjoy ice cream served in miniature Asian squat toilets at Marton -- a recent hit theme restaurant. It's named after the Chinese word Matong, meaning -- what else -- toilet. The restaurant became so flush with success that owner Eric Wang opened a second branch just seven months after the first.
I think I would take a kid there. Because if nothing else, you KNOW they're not gonna mess up their food safety practices.
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I would definitely get the hot fudge. With peanuts!