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You gotta be careful on the Vanilla Extracts, because there are a lot of bad artificially flavored ones (check your fine print).
Vanilla extract is a favorite of hard core drunks because, like listerine, it's a lot easier to steal than real booze.
I forget if I told the story of the drunk who had been left passed out in a car in our parking lot and took off while her boyfriend was filing a commitment on her ... all she left behind was her empty bottle of vanilla, carefully laid on the windshield and secured by the wiper blade.
Ah, there was a tear in my eye on that one ...
When we finally got her back her blood alcohol level was over 250.
She smelled like a batch of Nilla Wafers.
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