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			Being as I'm paid sometimes to chase and tie down naked people, there is greater concern on the part of those doing the taking down that naked guy will choose to fight back with body fluids rather than a hesitation to have a close encounter with Mr. Happy.
 What was it Patton or McArthur or somebody used to say? Get them by the balls and their hearts and minds will follow.
 
 We did have one nut that made a point of greasing herself up with moisturizing lotion before she (intentionally) went off/had a tantrum. It was rather like trying to catch a greased pig and she would slip right out of the leathers. After about the third time staff started to remember to bring a towel in to soak up some of the ooze.
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