If you come back to your brand new first time out tent that you pitched on a side hill because that was the only site left and find there is a small stream running through it that’s draining a large parking lot and the tent floor was blackened with a water soluble dye and you have to rescue your gear and clothing that you’ll be wearing/using for the next three weeks minus one day from the black dye creek and it’s pitch black with no moon don’t hang your Coleman lantern from the inside peak of the tent with clothesline rope that you think is plastic coated but is actually solid plastic.
Nevermind...just don't, OK.
