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Tobiasly · 06-13-2002, 01:55 PM

We have this shitty local newspaper called The Tribune. It's the kinda paper an intelligent person can't stand to read (or so I'm told) for more than about 30 seconds because there are so many errors in punctuation, grammar, spelling, etc. They're the kind of fuckers that run a story about a local youth soccer team with a headline like "Area youths get a Kick out of Soccer."

So anyhoo, they had this article a couple years ago about some students at a local vocational school who were taking carpentry. As a class project, they were working with a construction company on building a new house. Well, the house burned down during the semester. And this story's headline in the Tribune was... "Class Dismissed".

06-13-2002, 01:55 PM	#12
Tobiasly hot Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Jeffersonville, IN (near Louisville) Posts: 892	We have this shitty local newspaper called The Tribune. It's the kinda paper an intelligent person can't stand to read (or so I'm told) for more than about 30 seconds because there are so many errors in punctuation, grammar, spelling, etc. They're the kind of fuckers that run a story about a local youth soccer team with a headline like "Area youths get a Kick out of Soccer." So anyhoo, they had this article a couple years ago about some students at a local vocational school who were taking carpentry. As a class project, they were working with a construction company on building a new house. Well, the house burned down during the semester. And this story's headline in the Tribune was... "Class Dismissed".