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Old 07-13-2005, 01:50 AM   #8
wolf
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Originally Posted by staceyv
Well, I wasted $65 on a private training consultation for my dog
I am clearly in the wrong business.

Pet psychics do pretty well down here ... $100-200 per consultation. One of my coworkers who has gone crazy but still continues to work paid one to talk to her pet pig. (I maintained that the animal was a hog, because she weighed 300 pounds ... the pig, not the nurse) The pet psychic informed her that the pig felt put-out that other people regarded her as a pig and she didn't like that, and she didn't have enough variety of toys to play with.

Cha-ching.

I can do that.
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