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A friend of mine had a car with voice reminders such as
"you are low on fuel" or "remember to buckle up" etc.
You could choose a man's voice or a woman's voice. He chose the woman's voice.
Once, when I was riding with him we got in the car and it started this litany of reminders; check your setabelt, you're low on fuel, it's almost time for an oil change, your headlights are on...
He turns to me and like a henpecked husband says:
"This bitch is running my life."
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