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Thanks Bri. I know the cheating is not my fault, I just feel like a schmuck for knowing and not saying, and now being condemned by the one who asked me not to tell. Bitch. I'm gonna go kick her in the shins. And give her probably-soon-to-be-ex-hubby a big hug. And hug my hubby for being so wonderful. And then drink a bunch of beer.
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Once, in an interview, Chuck Norris admitted that he was not the most awesome thing ever.
He declined to elaborate; but I believe we all know that he was referring to the existence of chocolate covered bacon.
I'd rather be judged by twelve than carried by six.
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