The Cellar - View Single Post - Excuse Me, but someone seems to have stolen my Mobil station ...

wolf · 08-01-2005, 09:41 PM

Has this happened to you to?

You get a good 24-hr gas station and convenience store.

It has good convenience product selection, state minimum cigarette pricing, and best of all, SpeedPass.

I dig speedpass ...

So I go to go to my on the way home from work Mobil Station with no cash one night, and DAMN!! It's a commie plot!

There's some bunch of damn Russians where my nice college kid used to be.

Where the heck did Lukoil come from (other than Russia, I know that part) and more importantly, where is there a Mobil station?

Near as I can tell ExxonMobil doesn't know that anyone stole their stores out from under them ... they still show the franchises that have switched over on their locator map.

08-01-2005, 09:41 PM	#1
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Excuse Me, but someone seems to have stolen my Mobil station ... Has this happened to you to? You get a good 24-hr gas station and convenience store. It has good convenience product selection, state minimum cigarette pricing, and best of all, SpeedPass. I dig speedpass ... So I go to go to my on the way home from work Mobil Station with no cash one night, and DAMN!! It's a commie plot! There's some bunch of damn Russians where my nice college kid used to be. Where the heck did Lukoil come from (other than Russia, I know that part) and more importantly, where is there a Mobil station? Near as I can tell ExxonMobil doesn't know that anyone stole their stores out from under them ... they still show the franchises that have switched over on their locator map. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis