Lookout123 goes to his shrink and says:
"I've got a mental problem and a physical problem."
The shrink says "fine, tell me the mental problem and then we'll tackle the physical one."
"My wife is insatiable, she's gotta have it all the time. I get up at 5:30 and we make love before I can even get a drink of water. Just as I'm about to leave for work, she makes me screw her on the kitchen table. She shows up at my office during my coffee break and we do it in the stationary closet, she hangs around until lunch and we do it again before I can eat lunch. When I get home from work she's there at the door, expecting it again before I have a chance to change, then again before dinner, once before bed and before I know it it's 5:30 in the morning and it is starting all over again.
I tell you doc, I don't know what to do."
"My god," the doc replies "That is awful. Well, what's your physical problem?"
Lookout says "Every time I jerk off I get this wicked headache"
In other words, it could be a lot worse.
