[melidasaur]

Oh, I have soooo many.

Here are a few to start:

Ralph Wiggum: Hi Principle Skinner. Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers.

Lionel Hutz: Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since my case against the movie "The Never-Ending Story."

Troy McClure: Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such motivational films as "Smoke Yourself Thin" and "Get Confident, Stupid."

Lionel Hutz: I want to declare a bad trial thingy.
Judge Synder: You mean a mistrial.
Lionel Hutz: Yeah. A mistrial. That's why you're the judge and I'm the law-talking guy.