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LCanal · 08-05-2005, 05:06 AM

A guy was at the JW Marriot Hotel in Paris jet lagged, couldn't sleep and was feeling lonely so he thought I'll get me one of those girls you see advertised in phone books.
He decided to call one named Erogeonique, a lovely girl - bending over in the photo - young and beautiful.
So he picked up the phone and I dialed the number.
"Halloow?" the woman says.
"Hi, I understand you do massage. I'd like you to come to my room and give
me a massage. No, wait... I want sex! I'm talking kinky, the whole night.
You name it, we'll do it. Bring implements, bring toys. Do the lot, all night
tie me up; cover me with strange substances, anything. Now how does that
sound?"
She says, "That sound very fantastic! But for outside line, you press 9."'

08-05-2005, 05:06 AM	#486
LCanal I hope to be the kind of person my dog thinks I am Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Sumatra Posts: 257	A guy was at the JW Marriot Hotel in Paris jet lagged, couldn't sleep and was feeling lonely so he thought I'll get me one of those girls you see advertised in phone books. He decided to call one named Erogeonique, a lovely girl - bending over in the photo - young and beautiful. So he picked up the phone and I dialed the number. "Halloow?" the woman says. "Hi, I understand you do massage. I'd like you to come to my room and give me a massage. No, wait... I want sex! I'm talking kinky, the whole night. You name it, we'll do it. Bring implements, bring toys. Do the lot, all night tie me up; cover me with strange substances, anything. Now how does that sound?" She says, "That sound very fantastic! But for outside line, you press 9."' __________________ "Happiness is like sex. In order to get any good out of it, you have to give it to someone else."