I think I heard of Pascal.
That was a programming language when I was in college.
It was a while back ... slightly before the birth of C. (not + or ++, mind you)
I have a high degree of math anxiety, but there is probably someone sufficiently nerdy to participate in a conversation of such things.
I specialize in witty commentary.
And screwing with people's delicate psyches.
I
do have some knowledge of impure mathematics, however.