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Your secret dream is to be a member of the Black Eyed Peas so you can lick Fergie's ankles.
I dreamt I was boxing with my best friend's sixteen year old son, and my two year old was the referee. She kept yelling "Beat him Mommy! Hit him!"
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Once, in an interview, Chuck Norris admitted that he was not the most awesome thing ever.
He declined to elaborate; but I believe we all know that he was referring to the existence of chocolate covered bacon.
I'd rather be judged by twelve than carried by six.
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