[BigV]

*ponders the comic potential*

"Are the noodles al dente?"

"Mmm, Alfredo('s) sauce!"

"Ewww! You know I hate marinara!"

[fakey italian accent] "Thats'a nice-a meat-a-ball."

"It's more fun when you slurp the noodles, rather than cut them up."

"Hold still, you have a bit of sauce on your chin."

"That's a looong noodle there."

and so on...