I got a life and frankly, it's damned inconvenient........I get no time to play online games, I haven't alphabetically organised my CD's for ages and I'm lucky if I make it down the cellar once a month.
Clearly the answer is to give up my satisfying ( but low paid) job, abandon all ambition for the future and get back to the more inportant things in life like Internet communication and general fuckwittery.