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Originally Posted by Griff
Why do you insist on rooting for the wrong team?
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Actually, there's not really a "wrong choice" right now.
ANGELS
Pros: Beat the Yankees, the Rally Monkey
Cons: Responsible for those goddamn Thundersticks, won one three years ago, PICK A GODDAMN CITY
WHITE SOX
Pros: Longer drought than the Red Sox had, due for a win, associated for years with the awesome Veeck family
Cons: Afterthoughts in their own city next to the legion of Cubs fans
ASTROS
Pros: Beat the Braves, never been to a Series, due for a win
Cons: Harboring recently-pinstriped scum (Pettitte and Clemens), abandoned the Astrodome
CARDINALS
Pros: Flattened by Sox Mania last year, best team in baseball this year
Cons: Once harbored J.D. Drew, Tony LaRussa molests collies