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Old 10-14-2005, 12:35 PM   #51
Elspode
When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
 
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Raytown, Missouri
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My son was in one hospital or another for 10 months straight about 14 years ago. My wife and I were teetering on the brink of separation and divorce, but desperation led us to being creative. It worked well enough that later, my girlfriend and I took advantage of the technique (yes, my son was in the hospital long enough for me to go from wife to girlfriend without missing a beat).

It wasn't a great time in my life, and in retrospect, I find the whole notion of having had sex in my son's hospital room bathroom to be pretty frigging pathetic. However, it was a pathetic time of my life.
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