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Old 10-24-2005, 01:02 PM   #11
Elspode
When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
 
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Originally Posted by mrnoodle
I suggest turning off all the lights, unplugging the doorbell, taking an ambien and sleeping through the whole thing.
I suggest going a few blocks over to whereever the little munchkins start their candy cruise, giving the homeowners on that block some candies with Ambien *in* them, and then enjoying the peace and quiet as all the little tykes get real tired and don't make it to your house.
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