poof... you're in a dark bar, one hand outstretched to call for a heineken. you accidently hit a 300 pound guy with a shaved head and more tatoos than smart asses on this board. he grabs you, growls with fetid breath into your face, turns you over, rips your pants off, tears your underwear away while pounding you in the face with the table.
Then he grabs his unopened heineken...and gives it to you in yours.
I wish I was as creative as you guys.
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Taking up smoking to lose weight.
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