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1. What crunchies do you get on your ice cream at a real Philly ice cream parlor?
The only crunchy thing that might possibly get on top of your ice cream is the roaches.
Jimmies aren't crunchy.
2. Upon what building's steps did Rocky run up during training?
The art museum. And yes, I've done it.
3. What was Boyz-to-Men's first album called?
I have absolutely no fuckin' clue. Do youse?
3. What do you put on a hot steaming preztel?
There are no hot steaming pretzels in Philadelphia. Proper soft pretzels are cold and somewhat sticky and have a fine layer of grime, auto exhaust, and vendor urine on them.
Mustard covers that assortment of flavors and is the prefered condiment.
Yellow mustard. None of that funny brown French crap. French's mustard isn't actually french.
4. Why can't people from Temple count?
They are from Temple. No more need be said.
5. When did the Flyers last win the Stanley Cup?
1975
6. What is clearly the world's best sandwich?
The Hoagie.
7. Is there really city in western Pennsylvania?
I've heard rumors, but I hear it's about the size of Norristown and nowhere near as tough.
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