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Chill, "tw."! Make friends with your pronouns! Use "I" often when you speak. In fact, make a habit of starting every sentence with the pronoun, "I"! This will make you many friends among the other pronouns such as "him", "her", "he", "she", "it", "they" and "them".
Post lots of things on the Internet that show how timeless you inanity is. Suggestion: "I am be stupid in the future just like I was stupid right now and will be stupid in the past."
This will win you many admirers.
Compare and contrast the word "inane" with "insane." Note how famous authors like Thomas Pynchon have gotten away with confusing the public and giving literature teachers everywhere migraines by dazzling the reader with the past perfect noun and the nominative tense. Prove that Pynchon actually pre-dated James Joyce by 30 years and Joyce is really the pen name of Joyce Kilmer who wrote the "poem" (so-called) "Trees."
(expletive deleted) think that (expletive deleted) was never see
a poem so lovely as a tree!
(expletive deleted) will know what (expletive deleted) was meaning.
Get the drift of my cigarette smoke?
No? Then go break your silly little mirror.
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