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Originally Posted by Tonchi
......Sir France is nonetheless not at our level. He does not leap tall entertainment centers with a single bound or see dead people, ergo his powers of observation are obviously rather limited.
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Hang on a minute!.... queen or no queen, let's get a few things straight:
1. I once knew a 6'3" female trapeze artist and acrobat, called Betty, who ran a one woman-show and with whom I played leap-frog regularly. Never had any trouble!
2. My best friend, whom I meet at work when we go for a drink quite often (that last word can be applied correctly both to the meeting and the drinking btw) is a mortician
3. Thanks to my wife I have several pairs of strength 2.5 glasses (spectacles that is - in case you were trying to see a connection here with the previous sentence), even though I only need strength 2.
Hasty, hasty, hasty - no wonder the universe is in the state it's- hey, wait a minute, what's that you're holding there, doesn't look very pleasant, in fact looks as though it could be quite fatal.... I sort of recognise it - what's that writing on the side. I've got a pair of 2.5's handy as it happens... just pop them on. Let me see...., hmmm, oh yeah, can just about make it out now..... 'Omega Fully Patented Spacetime Distillation Blas-'* ....... ooops!
(btw does anyone know how I can get rid of these onions that seem to be attached permanently to my right leg....?)
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