[SteveDallas]

I learned that there is an outlet for all the sarcastic, obnoxious comments I've learned for the sake of self-preservation to not actually say in meatspace.

Going back many, many years, I also first heard about something called Linux on The Cellar. And I learned very early that no matter how obscure, esoteric, uncommon, or perverted (or some combination of the above) something is, there's an online interest group devoted to it.

And, it's so obvious it goes without saying, I learned what a whale penis looks like.